Terms of Service

Last updated: 28 August 2026 · Yes, these are real. Somebody had to.

1. What this site is

bid4head.lol ("the site", "we", "us") is a novelty entertainment website operated by an independent individual. It is a parody. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, sponsored by, or in any way connected to KSI or any other person whose name or likeness appears on the site. We sell exactly one thing: a digital advertising placement (a "spot") on the artwork displayed on our homepage.

2. The product

When you place a bid and your payment clears, your submitted name, logo (or an auto-generated initial), optional one-liner, and optional link are displayed on the homepage artwork immediately and automatically, at the position your amount qualifies for. Positions carry minimum prices — currently №1 ("the crown") $150, №2–3 $100, and №4–8 $50 — and among qualifying bids, higher amounts rank higher.

• Placement is competitive by design. Other customers may outbid you at any time. If they do, your placement is demoted down the artwork, and can move off the artwork entirely onto the public leaderboard. This is the advertised mechanic of the product, not a defect, and it is not grounds for a refund.
• Your entry is never deleted for being outbid. Your name, logo, link, and amount remain listed on the leaderboard for as long as the site operates.
• We do not guarantee any duration at any particular position. What you buy is immediate placement at the position your bid qualifies for at the moment of payment, plus a permanent leaderboard listing.
• Each bid is a one-time payment. There are no subscriptions, renewals, or recurring charges.

3. Payments

Checkout and payment processing are handled by Dodo Payments, acting as merchant of record. Prices are in US dollars and are tax-inclusive; Dodo Payments collects and remits applicable taxes. We never receive or store your card or payment details. Refunds are governed by our Refund Policy.

4. Your content

The name, logo, link, and one-liner you submit will be displayed publicly. By submitting them you confirm that:

• you own them or have the right to use them;
• they do not infringe anyone's intellectual property, and you are not impersonating anyone;
• they are not unlawful, hateful, sexually explicit, deceptive, or defamatory;
• any link you provide does not lead to malware, scams, illegal goods or services, or adult content.

We may reject or remove content that breaks these rules, without refund. If we ever remove content that didn't break these rules, we'll refund that payment in full. You keep ownership of your logo; you grant us a licence to display it on the site (that being the entire point).

5. Acceptable use

Don't attack, scrape, spam, or otherwise abuse the site or other bidders. Don't attempt to place bids you don't intend to pay for. We may block access for abuse.

6. Availability and liability

This is a best-effort novelty website provided "as is", without warranties of any kind. We may modify, suspend, or discontinue the site. To the maximum extent permitted by law, our total liability to you for any claim arising from the site is capped at the amount you paid us. Nothing in these terms excludes liability that cannot lawfully be excluded, or limits any statutory rights you have as a consumer.

7. The parody bit, in legal words

All references to real people on this site are parody and commentary. No sponsorship or endorsement by any such person is claimed or implied. Advertiser logos displayed on the site belong to their respective owners. If you are a rights holder and object to anything displayed here, email us and we will address it promptly.

8. Changes

We may update these terms; the date at the top reflects the latest version. Continued use of the site after a change means you accept the updated terms. Changes never apply retroactively to a placement you already paid for.

9. Governing law

These terms are governed by the laws of India. Any disputes will be subject to the jurisdiction of the courts there — though we'd much rather just sort it out over email.

10. Contact

Questions, complaints, takedown requests, compliments about the forehead: teenuboss2@gmail.com.